Tolkien, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, Star Trek (TOS/TNG/DS9/VOY/ENT), Sherlock, Pacific Rim, X-Men (Fox movieverse).

Occasionally NSFW.

 

I need to finish what I was writing, but I don’t know if I can when I based so much of it on him and on us, and it’s one of the worst things, because my writing is supposed to belong to me only. He never even wanted it, but I forced it onto him as I’ve done with everything else in my life, and now I don’t know how to take it back.

What if I told you 10 years from now your life would be exactly the same?
Doubt you’d be happy.
So, why are you afraid of change?

― Karen Salmansohn (via psych-quotes)

incurablylazydevil:

'neither of us were the first' yes I can see how this can be read as 'neither of us were the first strictly platonic friends of the groom' when it's said BY THE BRIDE AT A WEDDING

quintotriticale:

I don’t think I’ve ever drawn an obviously slashy drawing of Garak and Bashir sooOOO. I was going to make it super nude but baby steps.
NOT MUCH ELSE TO SAY HERE

quintotriticale:

I don’t think I’ve ever drawn an obviously slashy drawing of Garak and Bashir sooOOO. I was going to make it super nude but baby steps.

NOT MUCH ELSE TO SAY HERE

Anyone there?
I dialed the emergency number and went to the psychiatric hospital. I’ll be going home again soon. I feel very lonely.

entconfessions:

[The drum thing on theme in the last two seasons drove me up the wall. Still does.]

Same here. The fuck were they thinking.

entconfessions:

[The drum thing on theme in the last two seasons drove me up the wall. Still does.]

Same here. The fuck were they thinking.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Mass Effect
"skin slapped against carapace or whatever the fuck turians have and it reached a frantic crescendo, much like my 5th grade piano exam when i had no idea what i was doing so i tried to look like i remembered the piece by playing really quickly and loudly. ‘garrus, i- oh, i—i’m about to splooge all over your yogurt flinger,’ she gasped"

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Mass Effect

"skin slapped against carapace or whatever the fuck turians have and it reached a frantic crescendo, much like my 5th grade piano exam when i had no idea what i was doing so i tried to look like i remembered the piece by playing really quickly and loudly. ‘garrus, i- oh, i—i’m about to splooge all over your yogurt flinger,’ she gasped"

odekiisu:

ratterwolf:

seaglassandrubies:

derselala:

thosegreenapples:

lyrangalia:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

chai tea

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.

"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union

We’re good at this.

The Los Angeles Angels? The The Angels Angels

there are Moon Moons all around

Don’t get me started on tautological placenames. 

There’s this lake in Estonia named Võrtsjärv (literally Võrts-lake). Then Germans came, drew a map, wrote “Wõrtsjärwsee”. Then the Russians came, looked at the German map and translated it: “Ozero Võrtsjarvzee”. Lake-Võrts-lake-lake.

Salsa sauce